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September 14, 2018 By Admin

Best Online Dating Starters for Men

Surely you are so sick of the girls never responding to your messages online. Whatever dating site you use, the same thing happens everywhere – you text something that seems cool, original, and funny, but your companion just disappears without a word. This exhausts, spoils the mood, and discourages, leaving no desire to continue trying to make a new acquaintance. Most guys stop doing this after a week or two, and their loneliness is getting more and more painful.

But do not give up just yet, friend. Perhaps, all you need is a couple of good tips on how to start a conversation with a girl on the Internet. You are very lucky, for we have some great ideas that will help you.

Online Dating Starters

Laughter is a victory

Girls always respond to funny messages. This is proved both by science and the experience of our experts. The fact is that men with a good sense of humor are almost always interesting interlocutors and passionate sexual partners. Girls intuitively feel this and look for that special someone, who will be able to make them laugh and cheer up. So you need to learn how to be funny.

Many guys make a big mistake – they tell too long jokes. As a result, their consciousness generates some incredible punch line only they can understand. And the girls need something simple, sincere, and just funny.

For example, you can attach a funny gif or meme to your message, even if it has the usual content. This works great on Tinder. Text something like “Does it mean we’re together now?” and attach some funny gif. It almost always works.

The main thing is not to play a prim English gentleman, whose jokes are funny only to those, who were born in the 19th century.

Find a Common Ground

A great way to start chatting with a girl is to text her about your common hobbies (if you want to feel what a Russian kiss is, use this method). As statistics show, most girls are happy to talk about travel. For them, this is something attractive and interesting. However, this is not surprising. If you noticed a picture in her profile where she’s in the place you’ve been to, text about it. Ask about her impressions, but make sure that your question is impossible to answer with a simple “yes” or “no.” Do not be afraid to seem too pushy. If you spare the girl from the banal ritual of making the acquaintance, consisting of standard and boring phrases, she will be grateful to you and will definitely respond to your message.

Another great topic is pets. If you saw a dog, cat, hamster, whatever in the photo – text about it. Tell about your pets – no girl can resist the temptation to discuss her favorite cat. This is a time-tested practice. Reliable and effective.

Get personal

We all love to talk about ourselves. We really like it when the companion listens carefully to our stories about our own lives, about our ups and downs. This activates those parts of the brain that are responsible for having fun. Girls like to talk about themselves even more than men. This fact is verified by time. If you liked the girl because of a non-standard description of herself and her interests or an unusual appearance, text about it in the first message.

Ask her some interesting question that will kick-start a conversation about her. Do it so that she begins to talk about herself and believe me – no girl will be able to stop. At some point, she’ll realize that she has told about herself so much that now you are close to each other. Now you have a spiritual connection, and this is exactly what you need.

 

 

 

 

 

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August 2, 2018 By Admin

Dad Hires Prostitute From Adult Dating Site and His Daughter Shows Up

Just another reason why you should use dating apps for adults and not rely on escort services!  If you think you were having a bad day, just put yourself in the shoes of Titus Ncube, who is married with three children in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe.

Man Orders Hooker Only to See His Daughter Show Up

Ncube apparently fell to the floor in shock upon realizing it was his daughter that came to the door when he requested some companionship back in June of 2018.

Let’s be honest, I would have probably jumped out the window, no matter what story I was on.

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The daughter, just 20 years of age, ran away crying at the sight of her father.

(I probably would have ran through a wall if I was the daughter.)

Apparently Ncube was having marital problems and sought solace in a hotel room.   He was quoted afterwards saying:

I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologised for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period.

Just when you think you have a rough go, think about this poor guy and his family. This has to be a very low feeling for everyone involved.

His wife, Rosemary, was on record saying:

If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay

Rosemary, your heart is in the right place.  Now, you’ll just have to get your mouth and vagina in the right place or you’ll find your husband thinking with his wiener again and making the call to the bullpen.

Filed Under: News of the Weird

July 8, 2018 By Admin

Who Is Adult Online Dating Good For?

If you are looking to date online with the goal of looking for hook-ups, you need to know what you are getting into.  Most people go in with mixed emotions, simply aren’t ready, or may underestimate the sexual appetite of people they may meet on some of the adult hook up sites we recommend.

Adult Dating Statistics

8 Things You Must Know About Hook Up Dating for Adults

Whether you’re looking for your next hookup or looking for love, online has been and continues to be a great resource for finding either one. It used to be a taboo thing of mystery but is much more common than you think nowadays. People are online looking for hookups on demand, and there are a bunch of sites and apps that can help you do just that. You can check out our top ten sites for getting laid (insert link) here. In the meantime here are 8 things you should know about online dating.

1.) 40% of all Americans are trying to find love or get laid online

  • You’re not alone, online dating in this age of technology comes almost naturally. So lace up your boots and get out there. There’s a bunch of people who are doing it, and you’re only one site/app away from them doing you too!

2.) There are more men than women using online dating

  • 52.4% of men and 47.6% of women are dating online, so you might have some competition but you won’t have a problem finding women online. They’re on the web, you just need to convince them to get in your bed.

3.)  22% of people had their friend help set up their profile

  • Sometimes you have to let your Bro step in and make your profile look good. Let him pump you up a little bit, do what a wingman does best GET YOU LAID.

4.)  20% of committed relationships began online

  • The good news is that the other 80% might be your next hookup. There are so many options for you online that if she catches feelings and you gotta cut it off you can easily have the next one on the way.

5.) The top 3 things people lie about: Age, Height/Weight, Income

  • Don’t be surprised if you get one or two that says they’re a D cup online and shows up with the chest of a 12-year-old boy. People lie and it’s a part of the game, but there are some real ones out there too.

6.)  2 factors that help: looks & common interest

  • She’s smoking hot AND she can tell you about a 1951 Plymouth Fury? Done deal! The best way to connect with women online is to look good in your profile and try to establish some common interests. She more likely to chat you up if she thinks you like some of the same things.

7.) Where you live matters

  • Unfortunately location matters in the case of online dating. Some states like Idaho boast that 60% of the population is married, while 50% of New Yorkers are married. If you live in a lonely city you’d better start lowering your standards or increasing your frequent flyer miles.

8.)  You’re more likely to find a date or a mate using multiple apps.

  • More sites mean more chances to find what you’re looking for. We have reviewed the best sites for hookups so you don’t have to. Get started today, and get on your way to getting laid.

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May 30, 2018 By Jennifer

Sexting A Girl: Here’s What You Need To Know!

What if I told you that you could turn a woman on in a very short amount of time and all it takes is a little bit of thinking and the use of your finger?

Now, get your head out of the gutter (just a bit) and think about all the ways that sexting can get your girl going with very little effort on your part.

tips for sexting a girl

Why is Sexting the Way to Go?

If you’re a lazy person like me, you want to do as little as possible to get what you want. Sexting is an effective method of foreplay because of these reasons:

  1. Women are cerebral. They get turned on by words and mental stimulation and the more you say, the more aroused they will become as they picture everything you want to do to them.
  2. Sexting offers a level of privacy. Nobody will see those messages (unless you’re a total tool) and your girl won’t feel like she’s doing something wrong.
  3. Sexting has no pressure. You aren’t dealing with awkwardness and having to be shy.
  4. You get to set the pace and the tone of the messages.

Now that you see why sexting is effective, let me give you three different examples on how to get started.

The Tame Sext

This example gives you a little bit of a naughty example with sexual undertones. It is a great way to start if you aren’t sure how your lady will take it.

You: Hey, how are you, hun?

Her: Doing pretty good, hbu?

You: Well, I’m having an ok day, but I could use a little excitement tbh.

Her: Oh, what kind of excitement? ????

You: Hmm, I’m thinking about how I’d love to see you in something a little sexy.

Her: Oh, do you have something in mind?

You: Yeah, I’d love for you to wear a maid uniform and polish up something for me.

Her: So, like the silver? lol

You: No, I had something else in mind… ????

You could go on and on, but my point is, this level of sexting is pretty tame and allows you to take the lead and be dominant.

Straight To the Point

This example is you telling your girl exactly what you want. Nothing is left to the imagination, you are being totally dominant and aggressive.

You: I’ve had a really rough day, I could really use some attention.

Her: Sorry to hear that, what kind of attention are you craving?

You: I’m craving you, naked, on top of my hard cock.

Her: Hmm… I’m not sure how that will help a bad day! ????

You: It probably won’t, but it will definitely help with the massive erection I’m sporting.

Her: And if I don’t get naked?

You: I’ll spank your ass until you beg me to stop and then push you down on the bed and take you from behind.

Her: Let me stop and get some beer and I’ll be over.

You: See you soon, you dirty little whore.

See, right to the point and she just can’t help but imagine you taking complete control of her.

The Fantasy

This method of sexting keeps her fantasizing all day about you and what you would do to her.

You: Just heading to work, dressed up looking fly.

Her: Oh, what are you wearing?

You: That new suit, the blue tie you got me, and those shoes that click on the floor when I walk.

Her: Damn, you are looking like a boss!

You: I could use a secretary…

Her: I’m not great at filing or typing tho.

You: All you need to be good at doing is fitting under my desk and having magic lips…

Her: Mmm… I think I might be qualified for that.

You: You are more than qualified, Miss Smith. I would want you in my office in a short skirt and no panties at noon. You’d be my lunch.

Her: You’re rotten! I can’t wait for 5:30!!

You: Be naked in the bed when I walk through that door.

Obviously, you would want to insert her favorite fantasy into this if she doesn’t have a boss/secretary fetish. But you get the gist.

Tips for Sexting

If you’re new to sexting, here are three tips to help you keep it on track:

  • Don’t rush it. You don’t want to just jump in with “I want to f*ck your brains out.” This just comes across as too direct and women want some build up.
  • Move on when it’s time. All women have a line and sometimes in the heat of the moment it can be easy to cross it. If your lady-friend is offended, move on from the sexting and apologize. Try to keep it lighthearted.
  • Set a sexting framework. When you’re texting, try working in some sexual innuendos and naughty stuff. If you start small, you can work your way up and keep amping up the sexual tension. 

Sexting is a great tool for upping your game and getting your woman ready to go. And it doesn’t take any physical effort, so you can save all your energy for the bedroom. If your sexting is good, you’re going to need it.

Now, if you’re really into sexting, then I’ve got the perfect dating site for you. It’s called SnapSext.com and it’s the best I’ve ever used. Check it out right here now.

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May 30, 2018 By Jennifer

Dirty Things To Say To A Girl (If You Want To Hookup)

Women want to be stimulated in bed. While men tend to be more visual in nature, women require a little bit more to get them going. This is why learning the art of dirty talk can be tremendously useful in stimulating your lady-friend mentally, getting her hot and ready for some sexy times. The bottom line is that you need to know the dirty things to say to a girl if you want to get laid. Plain and simple, that’s a necessity.

Really? Dirty Talk? Are You Sure?

The short answer to this is: Absolutely!

It has long been said that women are more cerebral about sex. They want something more than just a quick “wham, bam, thank you, Ma’am. They want to hear what you are planning to do to them. They want to be played with. They want to be teased. They want mental stimulation to prepare them for the physical.

couple dirty talking to each other

Important Tip: Dirty Things To Say To A Woman You Wanna Bang

If you can use dirty talk correctly, you will have women eating from the palm of your hand, pursuing, no, begging, you for your time.

Before you start spouting off the filth to just anyone, you need to think a little bit first. I know, I know, you want to get busy, but trust me here. If you stop and think about how and what you say, you’ll have all the women you’ve ever wanted in no time.

Who Likes Dirty Talk?

You need to understand, if it is done properly, ALL women like dirty talk! And by properly, I mean don’t just go dropping all the nasty language you hear in pornos right off the bat. Instead, you need to warm your lady up a little first and cater your talk to her tastes.

The Warm-Up

For dirty talking to work, your lady needs to feel comfortable with you. You want to build up your relationship with her first. This may take weeks, or if she is a super-sexual mink, it may just be hours, but in any case, she needs to feel like she can trust you.

Getting Started

When you and your lady are comfortable with each other and things have progressed, now is the time to get the dirty talk train going. When you’re with her, on the phone, or texting, start with a little bit of naughty Q&A for some foreplay.

Things like: “What is your biggest fantasy?” or “What is the wildest you’ve been in bed?”

This will get the (creative) juices flowing, trust me.

Remember What You’ve Said and Use It Later

When you’re getting busy with your woman, it will only benefit you to compliment her. And once you’ve done that, you can use those compliments later on for dirty talk.

For example, tell her how amazing her ass looks as you give it a nice smack. Then text her later about how you can’t wait to see that perfect ass again.

Or, moan about how good her pussy feels. When you talk to her the next day, tell her how you can’t wait to feel that delicious pussy again.

And, if she happens to throw out anything during sex, like “Your cock is so huge, it fills me up” you can hit her up with “I can’t wait to fill your wet pussy with my big dick. I hope you’re ready for me to take you.”

Chat the Way You Feel Most Comfortable

For sexy talk to work, you need to feel comfortable doing it. This might mean you call her and tell her over the phone, or it might mean you text or instant message your dirty thoughts.

Whatever method you choose, make sure you are comfortable and you’re building up as much sexual tension as possible.

Keep Her Guessing

You don’t want to make this into something that is boring. You want to keep her wondering what it is you plan to do to her and you also want to keep amping up the dirty ideas. This keeps things exciting and isn’t that something we all want?

The Don’ts

There are definitely some things you don’t want to do when you’re delving into the dirty talk.

  1. Don’t sound too forced. Anything that sounds robotic is going to be a huge turn-off. Do your best to keep it sounding natural.
  2. Don’t just jump into talking dirty the instant you meet. That makes you sound like a creepy perv.
  3. Don’t go over-the-top with what you say. Porno talk might not work for every girl. If she does ask for that type of talk, by all means, unleash your dirty beast, but until you’re sure, keep it tactful.

Uh, Oh. She Didn’t Like It

If you try talking dirty and she responds in a negative manner, stop what you’re doing and look at how you did it. Did you go too fast? Did you say something just utterly filthy? Were you too aggressive? Regroup and retry the above steps and see how it goes.

In the meantime, smooth things over with some sweet talk.

What Else Can I Say?

What you should and shouldn’t say depends on your relationship and your girl. Start with little compliments about how she smells as you nuzzle her neck.

Move on to placing her hand on your crotch and telling her how she makes you crazy.

If she is a dirty girl, you can move on to asking her if she likes your cock inside her and calling her “your dirty little whore.” Be careful with that one though, some women really do not like that level of dirty talk.

Just make sure you take things slowly and gauge your woman on the level of dirty talk that is appropriate for her.

Now that you know how to talk dirty, go out there and start practicing!

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