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May 30, 2018 By Jennifer Leave a Comment

Dirty Things To Say To A Girl (If You Want To Hookup)

Women want to be stimulated in bed. While men tend to be more visual in nature, women require a little bit more to get them going. This is why learning the art of dirty talk can be tremendously useful in stimulating your lady-friend mentally, getting her hot and ready for some sexy times. The bottom line is that you need to know the dirty things to say to a girl if you want to get laid. Plain and simple, that’s a necessity.

Really? Dirty Talk? Are You Sure?

The short answer to this is: Absolutely!

It has long been said that women are more cerebral about sex. They want something more than just a quick “wham, bam, thank you, Ma’am. They want to hear what you are planning to do to them. They want to be played with. They want to be teased. They want mental stimulation to prepare them for the physical.

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Important Tip: Dirty Things To Say To A Woman You Wanna Bang

If you can use dirty talk correctly, you will have women eating from the palm of your hand, pursuing, no, begging, you for your time.

Before you start spouting off the filth to just anyone, you need to think a little bit first. I know, I know, you want to get busy, but trust me here. If you stop and think about how and what you say, you’ll have all the women you’ve ever wanted in no time.

Who Likes Dirty Talk?

You need to understand, if it is done properly, ALL women like dirty talk! And by properly, I mean don’t just go dropping all the nasty language you hear in pornos right off the bat. Instead, you need to warm your lady up a little first and cater your talk to her tastes.

The Warm-Up

For dirty talking to work, your lady needs to feel comfortable with you. You want to build up your relationship with her first. This may take weeks, or if she is a super-sexual mink, it may just be hours, but in any case, she needs to feel like she can trust you.

Getting Started

When you and your lady are comfortable with each other and things have progressed, now is the time to get the dirty talk train going. When you’re with her, on the phone, or texting, start with a little bit of naughty Q&A for some foreplay.

Things like: “What is your biggest fantasy?” or “What is the wildest you’ve been in bed?”

This will get the (creative) juices flowing, trust me.

Remember What You’ve Said and Use It Later

When you’re getting busy with your woman, it will only benefit you to compliment her. And once you’ve done that, you can use those compliments later on for dirty talk.

For example, tell her how amazing her ass looks as you give it a nice smack. Then text her later about how you can’t wait to see that perfect ass again.

Or, moan about how good her pussy feels. When you talk to her the next day, tell her how you can’t wait to feel that delicious pussy again.

And, if she happens to throw out anything during sex, like “Your cock is so huge, it fills me up” you can hit her up with “I can’t wait to fill your wet pussy with my big dick. I hope you’re ready for me to take you.”

Chat the Way You Feel Most Comfortable

For sexy talk to work, you need to feel comfortable doing it. This might mean you call her and tell her over the phone, or it might mean you text or instant message your dirty thoughts.

Whatever method you choose, make sure you are comfortable and you’re building up as much sexual tension as possible.

Keep Her Guessing

You don’t want to make this into something that is boring. You want to keep her wondering what it is you plan to do to her and you also want to keep amping up the dirty ideas. This keeps things exciting and isn’t that something we all want?

The Don’ts

There are definitely some things you don’t want to do when you’re delving into the dirty talk.

  1. Don’t sound too forced. Anything that sounds robotic is going to be a huge turn-off. Do your best to keep it sounding natural.
  2. Don’t just jump into talking dirty the instant you meet. That makes you sound like a creepy perv.
  3. Don’t go over-the-top with what you say. Porno talk might not work for every girl. If she does ask for that type of talk, by all means, unleash your dirty beast, but until you’re sure, keep it tactful.

Uh, Oh. She Didn’t Like It

If you try talking dirty and she responds in a negative manner, stop what you’re doing and look at how you did it. Did you go too fast? Did you say something just utterly filthy? Were you too aggressive? Regroup and retry the above steps and see how it goes.

In the meantime, smooth things over with some sweet talk.

What Else Can I Say?

What you should and shouldn’t say depends on your relationship and your girl. Start with little compliments about how she smells as you nuzzle her neck.

Move on to placing her hand on your crotch and telling her how she makes you crazy.

If she is a dirty girl, you can move on to asking her if she likes your cock inside her and calling her “your dirty little whore.” Be careful with that one though, some women really do not like that level of dirty talk.

Just make sure you take things slowly and gauge your woman on the level of dirty talk that is appropriate for her.

Now that you know how to talk dirty, go out there and start practicing!

Oh, but if you need to find a site to meet someone on, then start by reading our homepage. We explain it all A-Z right there.

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January 10, 2018 By Admin Leave a Comment

How to Get Laid Using Hook Up Apps

For anyone who is new to the internet or to the world of adult dating websites, getting laid can be tricky especially if you are late to the game. The first thing you need to do is conduct a research and find an adult dating site that provides singles in your area.

After you have found the right website that offers the right kind of singles and services in your area, the real game begins. Here is a little run down of tried and tested things you can do on the adult websites to get laid instantly.

We created our site as a guide for adults who want to get involved in sex dating.  Use it to your advantage!

First of all you should know that adult dating websites are good for those guys who live in a medium sized city where plenty of singles are available in the area. Although good looks aren’t necessary, they will give you an edge. We’ll tell you how to look good on the internet.

Here are the things you’ll need:

  • Your best photos to go with your profile. If you are serious, go a step ahead and get yourself a professional shoot down by an amateur photographer. They wont charge you too much and you’ll get yourself professional photos that look great.
  • An account with membership status on any of adult dating site of your choosing.
  • A nice place to bring back a girl or guy to have sex with. Go an extra step ahead by bringing in awesome silk sheets, a couple of scented candles and good décor to take things to next level.

Your profile standard needs:

  • Your profile should ideally contain 2-3 of your best photos. Check above section on how to get the best photos.
  • Your profile should tell a story with brief text about yourself. Try to be playful on the internet.
  • Your profile should say that you are here for casual sex and no long term relationship goals
  • You should be single obviously
  • Don’t use nude photos if your body isn’t ripped
  • The English on your profile should be fluent
  • Set your profile to target short term dating singles

After you have set up your profile, you should begin messaging women of your age. Pick an age range that attracts you the most and only message women under this age. Once the message goes through and you get a reply back, learn to talk properly and you should be easily getting laid.

Remember, you can pick from any category of dating, such as:  older women, swingers, single African Americans, or even just an original fuck site.

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March 28, 2017 By Admin Leave a Comment

5 Tips to Get Laid at College Parties

If you have ever been to college, you know that college campuses are a hotbed for sexual activity. Young people are enjoying their freedom away from home for the first time and they are using that freedom to have sex with each other as much as possible. I’m not going to say it’s easy to get laid at college parties, but you certainly have a better chance than you do at most places. If you make the right moves, getting laid is all but guaranteed and you can save that scrawny budget you have and avoid paying for membership sites.

Here are Five Ways You Can Get Action at College Parties

  1. Be more active in college

To increase your chances of getting laid at college parties, you need to meet more people. Join clubs, go to sporting events, and attend various activities around campus. The more people you know at a party, the more active you will be and the most active guys at college parties always get laid. It makes you seem like you got something going on, whether you do or not. The girls will want to be next to you.

  1. Don’t be afraid to be the loud drunk

It’s not always a good thing to be a loud drunk, but it can work in your favor at college parties. The last thing you want to do is fade into the background and be just another guy at a party. Call attention to yourself and don’t hesitate to be outgoing. Make girls turn their heads and notice you. There is a fine line between being loud and obnoxious, so keep that in mind. If anything, you want to be the funny one. Not the annoying one.

  1. Talk to every hot girl like you know them

Spread your net throughout the party by talking to every girl you can. Walk up to them as if you know them. You can even claim that you had a class with them. Anything to get them talking and laughing. If a girl you think is hot shows interest, pursue the conversation and start flirting. If a girl brushes you off or is not responding well, move on to the next one.

  1. Know that you’re going to get laid

Confidence is crucial, no matter what age you are or where you’re trying to pick up girls. If you are going to get laid that night, you must believe that you are going to get laid. If you believe it, it shows in the way you carry yourself and the way you talk to girls. Visualize it and you will make it happen.

  1. Make friends with other guys

Don’t just try to talk to girls. Talk to other guys too. Girls in college still have a somewhat high school mentality and they are going to gravitate toward guys who are popular. No one wants to be with the guy who shows up solo. Befriend some guys and go to parties with them and you can divide and conquer. Congregate now and then to keep the momentum going then go back to talking to all the girls in the party. You’ll be surprised how much guy friends do for your game.

 

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